No Cool Points For Dying is your music marketing survival kit—engineered for artists who’d rather build than beg.
Our services
We don’t do cookie-cutter. We do custom-built campaigns that meet your music where it’s at—and push it where it needs to go. Whether you’re dropping a debut single or leveling up for your next release, we offer laser-focused services designed to move the needle, not just chase the algorithm. From Spotify conversion ads that turn skips into streams, to music video marketing that gives your visuals the platform they deserve, to playlist pitching rooted in real relationships—our goal is simple: grow your audience, not your ego.
We amplify your video drops with a strategy that moves beyond YouTube uploads and converts to real subscribers. Youtube ads for your music videos done right.
We run razor-sharp ad campaigns that don’t just reach ears—they earn repeat listeners. Targeted, optimized, and focused on turning passive views into active plays.
We pitch to editorial and independent playlist curators who actually care about curation—not clout. No payola. No fluff. Just taste-based strategy that works..
What We Do
At No Cool Points For Dying, we’re not here to make you viral for a week—we’re here to help you stay booked for a career. We craft personalized, high-return marketing campaigns for independent artists, producers, and small labels who want real traction without industry politics. Whether you’re prepping a rollout, pushing a single, or trying to convert followers into superfans, we build campaigns that cut through the noise.
We blend storytelling with science—using deep audience insights, creative content, and performance data to position your music where it matters most. The result? Growth you can measure. Momentum you can feel. Respect you can earn.
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